So this is what I wore today, my terrible work uniform that doesn't make it look like I have any boobies, which I assure you I do and they're nice and large. It also makes my ass look even bigger than it really is and also is just completely unattractive all around. (Note: Please ignore the embarassing Demi Lovato and Unicorn Poster on the wall. I have only had this room since I was eleven. And I have really did much rearranging it since then. There are even some posters encouraging me not to drink underage on my wall. BAHAHAHAHA, what the hell was I thinking?)
In case you didn't believe me, I have pointed out the nice sparkly logo there for you. Anyone who isn't an idiot should be able to recognize that HC stands for Holywood Casino. Again. Ignore the embarassing posters.
Now you must be wondering, how the fuck can I make myself look this damn sexy in a work uniform. Well see, about eighteen years ago, my parents had sex. That's how I did it.
First of all, I pulled my hair into a side pony. If I pull it behind my head then I look like a man. This time, please ignore my giant titties (I told you I had them) and my creeper looking Jack Sparrow Poster.
Then, I did my damn make up. But because I took these pictures with a webcam you can't tell that my eye shadow matches my shirt. This, despite popular belief WAS NOT on purpose. The eye "shadow" I used was more or less a crayon, you basically just draw it on, which makes for a lot quicker time. And I wanted to do a smoky eye but my eyeshadow was being a bitch and deciding it didn't feel like showing up. And I didn't have a lot of time so I just did that.
Look at those intense eyes.
Basically, I just can't help but be this damn sexy all the time. Even in a work uniform. In this picture, try to ignore the fact that I look like I have some kind of lazy eye thing going on.
